Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.more info
Have you heard about the musician who leaves a message for his wife: Gone Chopin, [have Liszt], Bach in a Minuet.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
Now it’s time to realize that your “ex” is actually your “ex” now: I Know it’s really hard to accept the fact that it is all over now because there is always this feeling from inside that your lover may rethink about his decision and eventually come back in your life.
The key thing to remember here is that if your lover really wanted you or cared for you then he/she would never have left you in the first place. Accepting this bitter truth will surely help you in moving on with your life.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are bareboating in the Caribbean when they discover the cabin is filling with water and they are in imminent danger of sinking. “Oh, Lord,” says the priest, “if you would let us walk on water as you did your Son, we could make it to that island over there and be saved.” Then he steps off the stern of the boat and is drowned. “Oh, Lord,” says the rabbi, “if you would part the seas for us, as you once did for your chosen people, we could make it to that island over there and be saved.” Then he steps off the stern of the boat and is drowned. “Oh, Lord,” says the minister, “did you say to turn the handle on the seacock clockwise or counterclockwise?”